Texas R.O.U.S. are the worst kind of vermin....
Recently, a plague of the Texas rodents-of-unusual-size has hit the DC area. Texas R.O.U.S., or Ratassicus Asswipeicrus, invaded the DC area a few years ago. The pesticide companies, the DCCC and the DNC were unable to rid the capital area of the vermin.
Please assist with ridding inside the Beltway of the Texas R.O.U.S. Characteristics include: cunning, lying, creepy and answers to the name "Tom DeLay" and sometimes "Asshole". Ways in which you can assist include the following: if you are from his district, write his office a letter telling him that you are disgusted that they are overturning ethics rules so he can stay in power (something the R.O.U.S. is quite accostomed to doing); volunteer with the DCCC in Louisiana to gain more seats for Democrats in house (Democrats are poisonious to the agenda of the power hungry R.O.U.S.) and stay informed. R.O.U.S. hate it when the public is informed.

The Pest Control company, the House Democrats, had this to say about the recent plague:

"Today, Republicans sold their collective soul to maintain their grip on power," said House Minority Whip Steny H. Hoyer (D-Md.). Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said: "Republicans have reached a new low. It is absolutely mind-boggling that as their first order of business following the elections, House Republicans have lowered the ethical standards for their leaders."

Unless you have a Hitori Hanso sword, it is very difficult to kill vermin.

- posted by CosmoChica @ 9:17 AM