Tom DeLay Go Away....RESURRECTED!!!
Like all divine concepts, my blog, after popular demand (mostly from my DCCC friends) has been resurrected! God speaks to me, much like he speaks to W. He called me up last night and said "Kelly, thou needest resurrect thy blog sending Tom DeLay away. He needest be cast out of the Beltway for unethical behavior. Plus he has the 10 Commandments in his office, which is a decorating no-no if you are a religious hypocrite. The Fab Five told me that one."

Quite a bit has happened since the last posting of almost 6 months ago. Tom DeLay has been brought up on ethics charges - much to the glee of many-o-law abiding Congress people. I knew that if we, the loyal DCCCers who worked tirelessly in Texas, kept the faith, Tom DeLay would eventually go away (see previous blog: www.tomdelaygoaway.blogspot.com).

He took his family on vacations to sweatshops (the Mariana Islands) courtesy of Jack Abramoff, nortorious K Street crook. He traveled the world on a high-powered lobbyist's credit card. Maybe Abramoff was the one who put a posting on Craig's List advertising the need for a younger male travel companion, for whom he would pay all expenses, if only the man would travel around the world with him. And now that the posting was deleted, maybe Tom answered Jack's call. I believe this gives new meaning to the term "Majority Whip" (Tom's old job title).

What goes around comes around, Tom... But you're evangelical and don't believe in Karma....So does this mean you are incurring the wrath of God?
- posted by CosmoChica @ 6:34 AM 1 comments